[Accidental Voice/Written]

[reshape_destiny]

[There's silence for a long moment before the journal picks up a sudden loud splash, followed by silence again... which is then broken by the sounds of what seem to be someone surfacing from the water and splashing around.]

Shit--

[More splashing as whoever the voice is tries to swim to shore, coughing as he does so.]

Alice? Alice, where are you?

[Then, muttered:]

And where the hell am I? This isn't Cauldron Lake...

[The water dripped on the pages a few minutes later indicate that he's found his journal and is flipping through it.]

Is this Zane's idea of a joke? Because I'm sure as hell not laughing.

[Then, written in a cramped, messy hand, comes part of what looks like... a story?]

I'd written the ending. I knew I had, remembered writing it, but the lake that stretched before me wasn't Cauldron Lake, and there was no sign of the cabin at all.

What had happened to Alice? I'd done what Zane had told me to do. I'd used the Clicker. But had everything really gone back to normal as a result?

I had to keep writing until I knew whether it had worked or not. I wasn't about to let the darkness take control of me again.

[OOC: Who fails epically? LUNA FAILS EPICALLY. And to compound said fail, tags may come a bit slowly because I am currently in England on a temperamental hotel connection that likes to go "NO LOADING PAGES FOR YOU" every so often.

Also, please see Alan's permissions post here regarding fourth-walling with him due to the nature of his canon.]

Comments

[ihasacutout.livejournal.com]

What? No! I don't even think they have the stuff here. Damn yokels probably never even heard of it before. [ And with that you'll get a sneeze from him. UGH NATURE! He sniffs before continuing though. ] Man Al I am glad to hear your voice though. I was worried this place though...it's not Bright Falls that's for sure.

[reshape-destiny.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no kidding. I figured that much out when none of the birds here tried to kill me.

But enough about that, what about Sarah and Ms. Weaver? Are they all right?

[ihasacutout.livejournal.com]

[ Yeah killer birds at least the ones here weren't pulling a hitchcock, yet. ]

Uh yeah they're fine--[ except the part about having to pull a gun on Sarah. ] well uh, actually Al, about Sarah I...uh. No nevermind, everything is fine. [ See how unconvincing he is. ]

[reshape-destiny.livejournal.com]

[There's a pause for a moment.]

That would be a lot more reassuring if I were sure that we're using the same definition of "fine" here.